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Cigarettes Demotivational Poster


QUIT SMOKING -


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes gun addiction
Rating: 4.32/5

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premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:36 am
This is a very insightful poster. Any smoker, or former smoker can relate. The picture is super, too. I don’t know where you found it, but it’s a perfect fit for your text.


CIGARETTES - Quitting them will add years to your life The catch is that it will add them To the wrong end.




SMOKING -


TAGS: apr26 cigarettes kill if you are lucky
Rating: 4.57/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:01 pm
I know an old guy who smokes through the hole in his neck and chews tobacco at the same time
agdaniele - April 28, 2010, 12:42 am
Although she can probably nail "Bette Davis Eyes" on karaoke night, Quagmire put it best... You ever get freaky with that thing?
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 7:21 pm
mmmmm, hAck, cough..mmmmm, "you can't sing for a heck....COUGH!, ahum,....with a hole Ahugh, in your, Ackkk, sptspt,agh, neck"? you want me to sing some Frank?
Anonymous2 - April 26, 2010, 7:10 pm
... and you can't sing worth a heck with a big hole in your neck. No, you don't always die from tobacco.


QUIT SMOKING? -


TAGS: aprchallenge cigarettes my friends are bums
Rating: 4.58/5

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Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 11:22 am
Very apt. great poster better pic - Iggy Pop and Tom Waits... I forget the movie... is it Coffee and Cigarettes?


CAMELS - They will kill you, just not as fast as you think..


TAGS: cigarettes doctors camels
Rating: 5/5

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spypengen - April 15, 2012, 8:33 am
so worth it


ZERO TO CANCER IN 60 SECONDS - Call Guinness




CIGARETTES AND WHISKEY - and wild wild Women they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane




COFFIN NAILS -


TAGS: cigarettes camel coffin
Rating: 3.88/5

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Iconoclast - May 22, 2010, 7:52 am
No, I meant cancelled, but your idea of cancered is better - I just didn't think of that ..... :-)
forseti - May 22, 2010, 4:19 am
chinese spelling error in the last line: you probably mean "cancered"?!? ;)


THE DESERT - One must look Death in the eye just for a pack of cancer sticks.


TAGS: camel spider pack of tobacco cigarettes in the desert
Rating: 3.18/5

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Cummins - January 7, 2011, 11:35 pm
Holly F#@&
Krissie - June 22, 2010, 2:50 am
QUICK! FIRE! SOMEONE, KILL IT WITH FIRE!


MARLOROS : HELL NO DUDE, I PREFER NEWPORT -




BAD INFLUENCE? -


TAGS: aprchallenge cigarettes
Rating: 4.76/5

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Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:54 pm
Now this is the epitome of a demotivational poster. Excellent work and 5 Chinese Fu Dogs for you, sickartist.


CHILLIN' OUT -




BEFORE IRON MAN - There was Iron Lung.




SMOKERS - One step ahead of the rest of mankind at surviving the Zombie Apocolypse. R.I.P. Barbara Tarbox




SMOKING PATCHES - They are rubbish, you can't get a decent drag off them.


TAGS: cigarettes
Rating: 3.42/5

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spanko1 - September 29, 2011, 4:29 pm
And they are hard to keep lit.


BUTT HEADS -




CIGARETTES - When I was a kid, they said cigarettes would stunt my growth. So I didn't. Been smoking cigars over 50 years now.




SMOKING - It stunts your growth and gives you crappy haircuts.




CIGARETTES - slowly eat your soul




Win-Win -


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes anxiety calendar
Rating: 4.75/5

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concern3 - January 18, 2016, 5:58 am
A 5er
GaryO - January 17, 2016, 12:56 pm
wol!! (wheezing out loud)
JesusWept - January 17, 2016, 12:41 pm
Brilliant!!


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